
"The Long-Awaited Secret Origin of Captain Patriot"
by
Aaron Storck
Seattle, Washington March 2000 Bubble wrap, boxes and packing tape littered
the countertops of Xanadu Comics.
The lights still burned brightly though the store had been closed
for hours. Ken Hollenbeck affixed another label to
another box and dropped the label back into a wastebasket now overflowing
with them, a testimony to the volume of address labels he'd adhered
to as many boxes. The completed box was placed in a growing
stack with a little less care than when he'd began 3 hours ago. Knock. Knock.
A tap on the glass front door. "We're closed," Ken said in a raised
voice. Another tap, this time a bit louder. "I said...we're closed!" the storeowner
said, raising his voice further and turning to face the door.
Once he turned, he got a look at his late night visitor
and immediately walked to the door.
"What are you doing here so late?" he asked after unlocking
and opening the door, setting off the electronic door chime. "I was going to ask you the same thing,"
Holly Wood said with a smile.
"I was passing by, walking home and saw you in here.
Hope I'm not bugging you." "I wish.
Because if you were then that would mean I was doing something
more interesting than talking to you...which I'm not." Holly laughed.
There was something about the way that Ken talked that she found
charming, amusing and self-deprecating all at the same time.
"I'm glad I'm interesting.
I was worried there for a second." Ken chuckled back.
"No need to worry.
You are still registering on my 'interesting meter'." "So...not to be a broken record, but what
are you doing here at ten o'clock?" "Oh... I'm trying to get a shipment ready
for UPS for tomorrow. I'm like a week behind." "A shipment?
Of what?" "Comics.
I run a mail order business out of the store."
Ken paused a moment and realized they were still standing in
the doorway. "I'm sorry, come on in, I could use the company." "Thanks." Holly Wood stepped inside
as Ken locked the door behind her.
"Mail order, huh?
Does it really keep you THAT busy?" she asked, indicating
the large stack of outgoing boxes. "Actually it does.
It's more cost effective than running all over the country
to the various conventions. I
hardly go anymore...except San Diego.
That's a nice two week vacation I can write off as business." Holly handed the Tully's bag she was holding
over to Ken. It was still
warm. "Here.
I saw you working late and figured you could use this." Ken set the bag down and retrieved the contents. "You are an angel! I haven't eaten since lunch." Ken eagerly attacked the pastry and coffee. "You know," Ken said with his mouth
full of food before washing it down with the mild coffee, "I told
myself that I wasn't going to eat until I got everything finished.
You know, like a goal?
To help keep you going?" "Right..." "So now that I HAVE eaten, I guess I met
my goal and I'm done, right?"
Ken paused a moment and spoke again before Holly could answer,
"See
if you say yes, then I have external validation.
Just say yes, okay?" "Yes, Mr. Hollenbeck, you have achieved
your goals for the day," Holly laughed. "Okay then, one last thing to do,"
Ken added as he set down the coffee. "What's that?" "Ask you if I can return your favor and
take you out for a bite." "Well, it's a bit late for me to be eating..." "Hey, nothing fancy, I was just going over
to Kell's Irish Pub and grab a burger and a pint.
How about a beer or something?" "Okay, that sounds good," Holly said
with a smile. "Aw crap!" "What?" Ken turned back to his stack of boxes. "I
have one that I have to get out tomorrow.
Do you mind waiting a minute?
Won't take five minutes." "Sure, Ken.
Can I help?" "Yeah," Ken said as he walked behind
the counter, "grab one of those small reinforced mailers and some
of that bubble wrap." Holly obliged as she watched her proprietor
friend kneel behind the counter and open a small safe.
"Aren't you afraid I'm going to rob you?" she asked
with a laugh. "No cash in here and you'd probably have
a tough time moving this merchandise."
Ken relocked the safe and stood up holding a comic in his hand.
It was protected by some kind of hard plexiglass sleeve. "The safe is fireproof. My insurance company insisted upon it,"
Ken said, laying the comic on the counter and wrapping it in bubble
wrap. "So how come that one is so valuable?"
Holly asked, looking at the package with curiosity. Ken stopped wrapping it for a moment. "Despite the fact my 'inner-geek'
might rear it's embarrassing head and reflect poorly on me in the company
of an attractive woman," Ken smirked with a strange glint in his
eye, "would you like to see?" "Do I have a choice?" Holly asked,
feigning disinterest. "This comic, 'Exciting Action!' number
62," Ken began, ignoring his friend, "features the long-awaited
origin of 'Captain Patriot,' published in October of 1945.
What makes this comic unique besides it's age is that all of
the other major comics of the time, 'American Ace,' 'Ultra Woman,' 'Doctor
Indigo,' and 'Thunderman,' just to name a few, all had their origins
spelled out early in their print runs, if not as a quick blurb in their
first issues." "Uh, huh." "See, the writer, Cecil Blakemoor, had
NO IDEA where 'Captain Patriot' came from or what he could do.
His powers changed almost issue to issue.
Yes, there were a few consistencies
he could always
fly, for example
but in one issue he could see through walls, and
in the next he could read minds. And until this issue," Ken said holding up the comic,
"no one had any reason to wonder about 'Captain Patriot's' past. The readers were all ten years old. Kids don't care about things like that." "But he wrote a story about it anyway...?" "Exactly. His story went back more than
a thousand years, talking about a woman in Roman-occupied England named
Bodecia that led a revolt against the Roman Legions. She had prayed
to the Celtic gods and was given powers to fight against the 'eternal
enemy.' Eventually she was killed but her offspring would receive the
power in turn to defeat the 'ageless-foe,' until finally he was destroyed. The hero would always have the power necessary
to beat the enemy, and 'Captain Patriot' was the greatest of all the
descendants of Bodecia." "Cool story," Holly said, now leaning
against one of the counters. "Yeah, and from what I read, based a bit
in truth. There was a Celtic queen named Bodecia
that led a revolt against the Romans in England.
Of course she's a folk hero in England and Blakemoor was originally
from there," Ken said as he put the comic in the shipping box and
began to tape it shut. "What happened to 'Captain Patriot'? After the origin, I mean." "They stopped publishing him about a year
after. Western comics became the rage. No one wanted to think about war anymore
after 1945. And Cecil..."
Ken added with enthusiasm, "this is kinda cool, Cecil disappeared
about the time the last issue came out.
No one knows what happened to him. The rights to 'Captain Patriot' have been
tied up in the courts for years, and so comic fanatics hold this book
in pretty high regard. There aren't many around these days, top
condition or otherwise." "How much is that one worth?" "Decent condition like this? About six thousand dollars. I see fewer and fewer of them in ANY condition
these days. They don't
show up in the auction houses nor at the conventions, which is unusual.
Had to trade some very nice books for it at the last San Diego
show. But this guy's sent me a certified check
for twenty-three thousand dollars, and with those kind of 'zeroes,'
I'll consider it an investment well made."
Ken locked the packaged comic back up in the safe and looked
at Holly, "Just in case... I'd hate to have to refund that Brit's
cash. Ready for a pint?" "Just one, is that okay?" "Hey that's fine by me," Ken said
as he unlocked the door, and opened it for Holly.
"Remember, I was planning on eating alone." Ken turned off the lights and locked the door
behind them. End.
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